Category: Joke Board
As the customer stormed off, I yelled
after her, "Look, Ma'am, my hands are
tied!" Well, it looks like I'll probably
lose *another* job for doing my rope
tricks during store hours again.
I thought it would be cool to open
a theme store where customers could
only buy 144 of every item, but
instead I'm spending all my time
turning away disappointed third-
graders from "That's Just Gross!"
So if you tell your server
manager you need more space,
will he be elated or hurt?
When our son was born with curly
orange hair, oversized feet and
a big red birthmark around his
mouth, I remembered he was
conceived the night the wife
and I made whoopee cushions.
Just because I wear a sandwich board
doesn't make me some kind of hero.
I wonder why America's leading breweries
have never invented Paul Bunyan Beer?
After all, he was our country's best logger!
ha ha ha! thought evoking?
Bob